My mother turns 76 years young today. It's easy to remember her birthday. Congress made it a holiday.
Tartan Day to everyone. Unlike St. Patricks Day, rivers won't be dyed green nor will green beer spill out of kegs and flow through streets. I have no intentions of eating haggis, but birthday cake seems fine.
Beverage: Huckleberry tea
P.S. (Added after lunch) I went to the grocery to get a salad and I got a piece of cake for your birthday. It's pretty good.